About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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7 hours ago | 7 notes
annadrezen:

#womenagainstfeminism

So brave.

annadrezen:

#womenagainstfeminism

So brave.

Via ALL OF YOUR BEESWAX
19 hours ago | 1,075 notes

lizdexia:

livefromnew-york:

improvinator:

A very old, VHS copy of Dratch & Fey.

GUYS THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL . REBLOG THe shit out of it

Well this is exciting and I’m excited to watch it.

Remember, every SPANK show you see could be the next “Dratch & Fey.”

Via Uptight Citizen
2 days ago | 2 notes
I don’t know, Once. I feel like this ad would work better if they were in any way looking at each other.

I don’t know, Once. I feel like this ad would work better if they were in any way looking at each other.

2 days ago | 1 note
I’d give you the context of this drawing but it really wouldn’t make any more sense.

I’d give you the context of this drawing but it really wouldn’t make any more sense.

3 days ago | 13 notes

Grumpy Gamer - Maniac Mansion Design Doc

patbaer:

HEY NERDS RON GILBERT UPLOADED THE ORIGINAL DESIGN DOC FOR MANIAC MANSION.

!!!

Via Things I Find
5 days ago | 2 notes

TRUE FACT: 15% of the world’s suicides are people who put on a song at karaoke that no one else knew and died of embarrassment.

6 days ago | 3 notes
Every time a human being invent a new type of media, there’s a thousand more human beings inventing ways to trick people into not knowing they’re looking at a commercial.
Naming you’re promotional page “Name via Name,” sticking a picture of some bro on it, and making it sound like just a regular post is so incredibly sleazy I’m kind of impressed.

Every time a human being invent a new type of media, there’s a thousand more human beings inventing ways to trick people into not knowing they’re looking at a commercial.

Naming you’re promotional page “Name via Name,” sticking a picture of some bro on it, and making it sound like just a regular post is so incredibly sleazy I’m kind of impressed.

1 week ago | 2 notes

I thought that all women were hideously ugly, inhuman monsters who are too dumb to do science or play sports. Then I saw a Verizon/Google/Always/Dove/Pantene commercial and now I think women are human beings after all! Please take all my money, faceless corporation! You’re so brave!

- America
1 week ago | 7 notes
It’s ok, Brie Larson. You’ll make it into the headline one of these days.

It’s ok, Brie Larson. You’ll make it into the headline one of these days.

1 week ago | 2 notes

beigeucb:

Beige past, present, and future (the future is in Alene’s belly)!

Thanks so much to everyone who came out last night! We had a blast!

Somehow I only just realized you can edit the URL of your posts so I made a nice one for this on the Beige tumblr.

Via Beige