About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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3 days ago

Only a few more days until the debut of my new show “Non-Stop Fuck Fest: A One Man Show” this Thursday! It’s gonna be a real good one. So good, I made two different posters for it. Here they both are.

Reserve your damn ticket, dummy!
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/34046

2 weeks ago | 2 notes
Ugh, finally! How many stupid #Ferguson tweets do I have to wade through before I get the sweet @DuaneReade tweets I love?!?
#followmebackDR! #iloveyou!

Ugh, finally! How many stupid #Ferguson tweets do I have to wade through before I get the sweet @DuaneReade tweets I love?!?
#followmebackDR! #iloveyou!

2 weeks ago | 2 notes
My props for tonight’s #LaundryDaySketch show.

Upon being handed the dildo, I jokingly asked the producer if it was used. There was a long pause and then he replied, “I was told it’s clean.”

My props for tonight’s #LaundryDaySketch show.

Upon being handed the dildo, I jokingly asked the producer if it was used. There was a long pause and then he replied, “I was told it’s clean.”

2 weeks ago | 1 note

A few minutes ago I received an absolutely excellent Tumblr question. I’m running off to a show but, anonymous person who asked it, I promise I will write the post that topic deserves ASAP!

2 weeks ago | 56 notes
garlock:

splitsider:

"I don’t push envelopes. I put pointed social and political messages in envelopes and then I send them to the powerful and the elite. They open up the envelopes, read the messages inside, and say to themselves, ‘I have just been satirically skewered.’
Then they cry. Then they change their behavior.
Studio 60’s comedy changes the world.”
- Inside Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip with Matt Albie

Required reading for all true students of comedy!

Inspirational.

garlock:

splitsider:

"I don’t push envelopes. I put pointed social and political messages in envelopes and then I send them to the powerful and the elite. They open up the envelopes, read the messages inside, and say to themselves, ‘I have just been satirically skewered.’

Then they cry. Then they change their behavior.

Studio 60’s comedy changes the world.”

- Inside Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip with Matt Albie

Required reading for all true students of comedy!

Inspirational.

Via Brutality and Chuckles
2 weeks ago | 2 notes
I’d see this buddy comedy.

I’d see this buddy comedy.

2 weeks ago | 1 note
August 28th. 6pm
UCB Theatre. Be there.

August 28th. 6pm
UCB Theatre. Be there.

2 weeks ago | 3 notes
at UCB East “The Beast”

at UCB East “The Beast”

3 weeks ago | 1 note
3 weeks ago | 1 note
beigeucb:

Beige has hit the big three-oh and, as you all know, we’re now all famous TV stars (not true). To celebrate that fact, we’re doing a bunch of sketches set in the magical world of television (kind of true). It’s going to be a lot of fun (definitely true)!So get the heck on out to help up celebrate this milestone show!
Beige Show #30 - A Sick TimeslotMonday, August, 11th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:
WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan HunterACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert CuthillDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with the superstars of the group (212).

On Monday night, there’s a new Beige show! And it’s Robert Cuthill’s first Beige show! And it’s Avery Monsen’s last Beige show! And it’s Beige’s 30th Beige show! So much excitement!

beigeucb:

Beige has hit the big three-oh and, as you all know, we’re now all famous TV stars (not true). To celebrate that fact, we’re doing a bunch of sketches set in the magical world of television (kind of true). It’s going to be a lot of fun (definitely true)!

So get the heck on out to help up celebrate this milestone show!

Beige Show #30 - A Sick Timeslot
Monday, August, 11th @ 9:30 PM
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
Make Reservations Here

Beige is:

WRITERS: Austin Rodrigues, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Ryan Hunter

ACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Elyse Brandau, Jonathan Marballi, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman, Robert Cuthill

Directed by Jim Santangeli.

Performing with the superstars of the group (212).

On Monday night, there’s a new Beige show! And it’s Robert Cuthill’s first Beige show! And it’s Avery Monsen’s last Beige show! And it’s Beige’s 30th Beige show! So much excitement!

Via Beige