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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 hours ago | 26 notes
kevhines:

Sal is smarter than me. I am scared for the future of this country. The stuff Sal writes about here is why. But it’s put very well. Read this. Reblog this. Be aware of this.
salgentile:

Apple CEO Tim Cook is testifying today in Congress on how his company managed to evade billions of dollars in taxes. Most of the questioning is about tax loopholes. But that’s only part of the story. The other part is far more important, in my mind, and far more destructive.
In the United States, we’ve seen notable — albeit slow — growth since the recession. We are very sluggishly clawing our way back from the lows of the financial crisis. Even that modest progress stands in stark contrast to the rest of the world, which is, by and large, still suffering.
The major flaw of our recovery has not been the pace, although certainly it could have been much faster. Instead, the major flaw is distribution. The economy is growing, but corporations and the richest Americans are capturing the lion’s share of the proceeds from that growth. You’ve likely heard a lot about the one percent — in the first year of the recovery, they captured 93 percent of the income gains — but the story of America’s corporations is even more troubling.
We’ve seen systemic inequality in our country growing for decades, even before the latest financial crisis. Between 1979 and 2007, income for the top one percent grew by nearly 300 percent, while it grew by just 18 percent for the bottom quintile of earners. This is, of course, worrisome in itself, and not just as an economic problem. Our founders feared the political consequences of yawning inequality and class conflict, of allowing wealth to aggregate in the hands of the few. Referring to people who own property and those who don’t, James Madison wrote in 1787:

The most difficult of all political arrangements is that of so adjusting the claims of the two classes as to give security to each, and to promote the welfare of all.

We are seeing the consequences of systemic, growing inequality play out now in our politics. Inequality has been slowly corroding the basic project of collective governance for three decades. A more recent and perhaps even more troubling problem, though, is the aggregated prosperity of American corporations.
Neoliberal economic theorists will tell you that keeping corporate taxes low is good for the economy. The more money corporations have, they say, the more they will be able to reinvest in the economy, make new things, create new jobs and grow opportunity broadly for all. But that’s not what’s happening right now. Since the early 2000s, something mysterious has been going on: Corporations are gobbling more cash than ever before, and rather than reinvesting it, they’re just sitting on it.
No one knows quite why. There are a number of plausible theories. Paul Krugman told Up w/ Chris in February that it may be as simple as this: Corporations are “making so much money, they don’t know what to do with it.” At the end of 2012, for example, Apple had accumulated nearly $140 billion in cash, and was doing absolutely nothing with it.
In a consumption-based economy, such as ours, this trend must, by definition, be untenable. When people make money, they buy things, and when they buy things, demand for products goes up, so companies make more products, hire more people, pay those people money, and so forth. That is the basic model upon which our economy is founded. But right now it is broken in a very basic, deeply troubling way. A cog somewhere is not turning, but no one knows which cog it is.
In the meantime, corporate profits continue to soar inexorably, with no ceiling in sight. The higher corporate profits soar and the more cash corporations hoard, the less they reinvest in the economy. Workers, meanwhile, continue to make less and less. The divergence between employee compensation and corporate profits, as illustrated in the chart above, is at an all-time high.
The economic and political consequences of this divergence, in my view, cannot be overstated. One simple first step would simply be to try to re-capture some of those aggregated profits by raising taxes on corporations, and by taxing off-shore profits. Right now, we have a peculiar system that taxes the profits corporations make here on American soil, but allows them to pay only foreign taxes on profits they make overseas. Which brings us back to the story of Apple.
The moneyed class and their patrons in Washington are arguing that we can fix the corporate tax problem not by taxing off-shore profits, but by allowing corporations to repatriate those profits back to the U.S. without having to pay American taxes. They argue that bringing that money back to the U.S. will allow corporations to reinvest it in the economy. We may lose some potential tax revenue, they say, but we’d make up for it in all the new jobs and economic activity we would get.
Except, of course, the experience of the last decade or so tells us otherwise. And the chart above tells us why such a policy would be disastrous not just for the working class and for millions of Americans suffering deeply from a flawed economic recovery, but for our political system as a whole.
Apple argues that its off-shore profits should only be subject to off-shore taxes. As if those off-shore profits had nothing to do with America. Of course, they do. Apple may sell products across the world, but the company is based in America for a reason. Apple enjoys, indeed exploits, countless legal and economic benefits by operating in America, benefits Apple wouldn’t enjoy anywhere else: basic legal protections, a judiciary that safeguards and enforces the rule of law, an intellectual property regime that affords generous — in fact, overly broad — protections for new ideas and innovations, a world-class system of higher education, a (somewhat) open immigration policy, reliable security, an advanced infrastructure for business development, and countless other basic benefits that accrue from operating in a functional, developed society with a genuine social contract.
As Elizabeth Warren famously put it, “There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own.” In the same way, there is no company in this country that got rich on its own. Corporations like Apple are hampering the economy and corroding our political system by hoarding hundreds of billions of dollars in cash. They owe the American people back payments.

kevhines:

Sal is smarter than me. I am scared for the future of this country. The stuff Sal writes about here is why. But it’s put very well. Read this. Reblog this. Be aware of this.

salgentile:

Apple CEO Tim Cook is testifying today in Congress on how his company managed to evade billions of dollars in taxes. Most of the questioning is about tax loopholes. But that’s only part of the story. The other part is far more important, in my mind, and far more destructive.

In the United States, we’ve seen notable — albeit slow — growth since the recession. We are very sluggishly clawing our way back from the lows of the financial crisis. Even that modest progress stands in stark contrast to the rest of the world, which is, by and large, still suffering.

The major flaw of our recovery has not been the pace, although certainly it could have been much faster. Instead, the major flaw is distribution. The economy is growing, but corporations and the richest Americans are capturing the lion’s share of the proceeds from that growth. You’ve likely heard a lot about the one percent — in the first year of the recovery, they captured 93 percent of the income gains — but the story of America’s corporations is even more troubling.

We’ve seen systemic inequality in our country growing for decades, even before the latest financial crisis. Between 1979 and 2007, income for the top one percent grew by nearly 300 percent, while it grew by just 18 percent for the bottom quintile of earners. This is, of course, worrisome in itself, and not just as an economic problem. Our founders feared the political consequences of yawning inequality and class conflict, of allowing wealth to aggregate in the hands of the few. Referring to people who own property and those who don’t, James Madison wrote in 1787:

The most difficult of all political arrangements is that of so adjusting the claims of the two classes as to give security to each, and to promote the welfare of all.

We are seeing the consequences of systemic, growing inequality play out now in our politics. Inequality has been slowly corroding the basic project of collective governance for three decades. A more recent and perhaps even more troubling problem, though, is the aggregated prosperity of American corporations.

Neoliberal economic theorists will tell you that keeping corporate taxes low is good for the economy. The more money corporations have, they say, the more they will be able to reinvest in the economy, make new things, create new jobs and grow opportunity broadly for all. But that’s not what’s happening right now. Since the early 2000s, something mysterious has been going on: Corporations are gobbling more cash than ever before, and rather than reinvesting it, they’re just sitting on it.

No one knows quite why. There are a number of plausible theories. Paul Krugman told Up w/ Chris in February that it may be as simple as this: Corporations are “making so much money, they don’t know what to do with it.” At the end of 2012, for example, Apple had accumulated nearly $140 billion in cash, and was doing absolutely nothing with it.

In a consumption-based economy, such as ours, this trend must, by definition, be untenable. When people make money, they buy things, and when they buy things, demand for products goes up, so companies make more products, hire more people, pay those people money, and so forth. That is the basic model upon which our economy is founded. But right now it is broken in a very basic, deeply troubling way. A cog somewhere is not turning, but no one knows which cog it is.

In the meantime, corporate profits continue to soar inexorably, with no ceiling in sight. The higher corporate profits soar and the more cash corporations hoard, the less they reinvest in the economy. Workers, meanwhile, continue to make less and less. The divergence between employee compensation and corporate profits, as illustrated in the chart above, is at an all-time high.

The economic and political consequences of this divergence, in my view, cannot be overstated. One simple first step would simply be to try to re-capture some of those aggregated profits by raising taxes on corporations, and by taxing off-shore profits. Right now, we have a peculiar system that taxes the profits corporations make here on American soil, but allows them to pay only foreign taxes on profits they make overseas. Which brings us back to the story of Apple.

The moneyed class and their patrons in Washington are arguing that we can fix the corporate tax problem not by taxing off-shore profits, but by allowing corporations to repatriate those profits back to the U.S. without having to pay American taxes. They argue that bringing that money back to the U.S. will allow corporations to reinvest it in the economy. We may lose some potential tax revenue, they say, but we’d make up for it in all the new jobs and economic activity we would get.

Except, of course, the experience of the last decade or so tells us otherwise. And the chart above tells us why such a policy would be disastrous not just for the working class and for millions of Americans suffering deeply from a flawed economic recovery, but for our political system as a whole.

Apple argues that its off-shore profits should only be subject to off-shore taxes. As if those off-shore profits had nothing to do with America. Of course, they do. Apple may sell products across the world, but the company is based in America for a reason. Apple enjoys, indeed exploits, countless legal and economic benefits by operating in America, benefits Apple wouldn’t enjoy anywhere else: basic legal protections, a judiciary that safeguards and enforces the rule of law, an intellectual property regime that affords generous — in fact, overly broad — protections for new ideas and innovations, a world-class system of higher education, a (somewhat) open immigration policy, reliable security, an advanced infrastructure for business development, and countless other basic benefits that accrue from operating in a functional, developed society with a genuine social contract.

As Elizabeth Warren famously put it, “There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own.” In the same way, there is no company in this country that got rich on its own. Corporations like Apple are hampering the economy and corroding our political system by hoarding hundreds of billions of dollars in cash. They owe the American people back payments.

Via Everything Perfect for Everyone Forever
23 hours ago | 4 notes

Check it out! I redesigned my website!

Super exciting (to someone out there I’m sure)!

Feel free to wander around and let me know if anything isn’t working.

1 day ago | 12 notes
feartownusa:

First week of shooting is done and we’re all a little tired.

I’m in this!Not this picture. That’s Amber Nelson. She and I look nothing alike.But I’m in this movie (as is about 75% of the New York UCB-affiliated sketch community)! Filmed my first scene on Saturday. Super fun stuff!

feartownusa:

First week of shooting is done and we’re all a little tired.

I’m in this!

Not this picture. That’s Amber Nelson. She and I look nothing alike.

But I’m in this movie (as is about 75% of the New York UCB-affiliated sketch community)! Filmed my first scene on Saturday. Super fun stuff!

Via Fear Town, USA
3 days ago | 2 notes
Surprisingly, this film will also feature Kevin James’ hilarious butt.

Surprisingly, this film will also feature Kevin James’ hilarious butt.

3 days ago
Who else is psyched for the sweet male rear nudity in Grown Ups 2?!

Who else is psyched for the sweet male rear nudity in Grown Ups 2?!

3 days ago

Hey everybody who went to The Jonvention last night!

First, hugs and kisses ‘cause I love you! Second, one of you left a girl’s sweatshirt there. I’ve got it so just let me know and we’ll find a convenient* way for me to get it to you.

*More convenient for me. It’s your fault for leaving it there, dummy. Hugs and kisses!

3 days ago | 4 notes
Every month at the #jonvention, we buy one big bottle of whiskey. It usually lasts the night. It is now empty. The first group hasn’t finished yet.

Hoo boy.

Every month at the #jonvention, we buy one big bottle of whiskey. It usually lasts the night. It is now empty. The first group hasn’t finished yet.

Hoo boy.

3 days ago | 7 notes

I bet there’s an owl somewhere who doesn’t know he’s supposed to be nocturnal and is just super lonely.

4 days ago | 30 notes

9AM, New Jersey. #FearTownUSA


Very excited to do a scene with this clearly benevolent character!

9AM, New Jersey. #FearTownUSA

Very excited to do a scene with this clearly benevolent character!

Via
4 days ago | 4 notes
Yep.

Yep.