About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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People I Follow

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
  • I Hahaha Hate Myself
  • The Comic's Comic
  • Uncanny Brett White
  • MuchTooMuch
  • The Rolling Doughnut
  • The Chris Gethard Show
  • Uptight Citizen
  • michelle.in.space.
  • The Mary Sue
  • Patrick Cotnoir
  • The picture of a sunny day.
  • Douglas Widick's Presence on Tumblr
  • UCB Comedy
  • Vintage Disney Parks
  • Lovelauren
  • Me In My Place ® - beautiful women at home
  • The Young Turks
  • Rich Kids Of Instagram
  • Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!
  • The New Yorker
  • You Rach You Lose
  • b-r-double o-k-lyn drama
  • Chris Griswold
  • Darren Miller
  • Kurt Guenther loves Tumblr
  • Drag Me To Hejl!
  • Meghan O'Keefe
  • Learning Curve
  • Chris Reblogs
  • L in Translation
  • Humans of New York
  • Hioo Journal
  • Things I Find
  • Jorjasmic
  • Justin Lamb
  • BEN POPKEN WRITES
  • That Dog's Blog
  • Figure it out.
  • Benjamin Apple
  • Hal Phillips
  • tum bling doe
  • Eye contact: Look at the camera.
  • a world of pure imagination
  • RamseyEss
  • Hank's Tumblr
  • Tumblr Staff
  • nikki!
  • Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas?
  • And Now for Something Completely Different
  • 45andsingle
  • Michl Hartny.
  • #hotmessmoves
  • stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself
  • Give 'em Enough Rope
  • Dan Fox
  • Macarony Productions
  • Bad Sonic Fan Art
  • Whistling in the Dark
  • PREMIUM FISHER
  • The Daily Oliver
  • Sad YouTube
  • The Kirk Larsen Questperience
  • Thank You, Robot
  • TEN IDEAS
  • the occasionally neglected blog
  • Too Much Nick
  • Alexis Pereira
  • The Bro Named Collie
  • Little Hands, Big Heart
  • BEN POPKEN IS JUST KIDDING
  • Talking Breakfast?!
  • Rob Michael Hugel Is Here
  • Mi Vida
  • I Hate Being Single
  • MAMRIE!
  • An Outfit For Every Season
  • Ugly Suzuki
  • I'm With Kanye
  • Quoz
  • SHOW NUFF
  • Brita James
  • Jason Saenz
  • Clif Henning
  • Sarah Rainone is not for sale.
  • Connor Ratliff
  • Beige
  • Stupid Gloves
  • UCB Difference
  • Brutality and Chuckles
  • #FUTURESH*T
  • El T
  • stuff
  • Travis Helwig
  • Caitlin Bitzegaio
  • Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition
  • Sasheer
  • Halle Kiefer
  • iamachilles
  • Captain Hippo
  • Splitsider
  • "More Than You Need to Know" by Geezus H.
  • Feitumblr
  • Pod Awful
  • Above Average
  • Matt Dennie Blog Dot Gov
  • (write it) like disaster
  • Aaron Burdette
  • Veronica Osorio
  • There's a Bobby Pin In My Apple Juice
  • GUTES BEISPIEL
  • Sean P. O'Reilly
  • Comedy Nerds United!
  • Grown Ass Boy
  • Brentt Harshman
  • the YONI-VERSE
  • My Name Is Bluvband
  • nepotismTV
  • Rob's Turn
  • stephen falk dot com
  • Moujan has a Tumblr
  • Julia Wiedeman
  • Madalyn Baldanzi?
  • Improv Is Easy!
  • IFC
  • Will Hines
  • Adam Bozarth Enjoys the Internet
  • Bencin
  • sue smith
  • Barfing Arts
  • Mark Joyella | @standupkid
  • ... and then I tripped.
  • Soup
  • Sesame Street
  • MissKacieMarie
  • Alice Teeple Is This Tumblrer
  • REGULAR SAM.
  • Poupak's Parisian Life in New York
  • Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson
  • [the urban fervor]
  • Stephanie Streisand
  • I Genuinely Enjoy Science
  • I AM SPO
  • Gilmore Gurlz
  • Amey's makeumup stuff & real stuff
  • Abbi Crutchfield
  • Planetwebber
  • hey i'm brady and:
  • HMS Got 'Em
  • 404ing It
  • Someday Screenwriter
  • hey, it's sanji
  • claspy
  • Georgie Aldaco
  • thedorseyshawexperience
  • Kindle the fire in your chest.
  • sarah spear.
  • Mary Lordes
  • Robot Riley (Soloner)
  • Cool Shit/Weird Shit
  • JAKE FOGELNEST
  • shotgunsnack
  • The Brain of Adrienne
  • I'm Ben Warheit
  • Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton
  • Matt Moskovciak
  • ALL OF YOUR BEESWAX
  • Bananagrams Solitaire
  • CONNOR RATLIFF: Summer Olympics 2016 GOLD!
  • This Awkward Pause
  • movie title cards
  • Long Naps, Strudel, and Improvisation
  • Peanuts Studio Blog
  • ==ioi==
  • Wrestling Team
  • Holy Toledo!
  • Josh Patten
  • Avery Monsen Dot Comsen
  • so, alex goes...
  • Look at me when I'm talking to you
  • LOSERBEAM
  • Kevin Hines
  • UCB Shows
  • Iliana Inocencio
  • School Night
  • e. e. cunnings
  • JOSH'S MINDHOUSE!
  • I Am Hell.
  • Taxidermy Church
  • had we but world enough, and time
  • James Dwyer
  • The Uncanny Valley
  • the Anthony King
  • www.annarubanova.com
  • Shut UP! Storytelling Show
  • Zach Gibson!
  • Hi, I'm Katherine.
  • LEFT HANDED RADIO
  • Ryan Xilliams
  • Everything Perfect for Everyone Forever
  • VACATION JASON'S ISLAND FLAVORS
  • Digsy Is Comics
  • MORGAN PHILLIPS
  • COCOON CENTRAL DANCE TEAM
  • A New Mania
  • Dylan Donahue
  • Casey Donahue
  • Claire Ayoub Laughing at Things
  • the kids' table
  • Morgan Evans on Tumblr
  • brianglidewell.jpg
  • Chris Kelly
  • JuliaWard!
  • Bye, Raleigh
  • Kerry McGuire
  • Dawn Luebbe
  • UCB Conspiracy
  • nate dern
  • Hey it's Lou!
  • Hello Stranger
  • syllogisms and metaphors.
  • That's So Jackson
  • fortherekkord
  • JOEL STRALEY
  • Nate Cartoons
  • Bellevue
  • Hey JB
  • lamb, scott
  • Impaled Peach Tapes
  • Doug Moe
  • james coker
  • The Hodapp & Rothwell Show
  • Dan Hodapp
  • also ellena.
  • lanyard
  • Eunoia
  • Rudel
  • tall, dark & handsome.
  • curious gracie
  • Done and Dunn.
  • kale + kittens
  • This Inevitable Life
  • Winston Noel and the Blog of the Same Name
  • Mark Dowling
  • Visitors at the podium
  • ZACH BROUSSARD
  • Philanthropy Girl
  • Ari Scott
  • Brown's Mumbler
  • Brandon Scott Wolf
  • Mike. Denny. Wow.
  • It's Like Anything
  • Anna Callegari
  • I Was Born To Ramble
  • benzado
  • Improv Nonsense
  • Ryan Hitchcock's Valid and Important Thoughts.
  • Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
  • Media Schiff
  • UCB Love by Chris Griswold
  • Peter Sherer
  • Alex French
  • Time's Up, Pencils Down
  • persona non grata
  • The Monkeys You Ordered
  • Del Close Wearathon
  • John Z Townsend
  • The Blurry of Movie Stills
  • The "the" Makes it Sound Official
  • The Untitled Webseries
  • Welcome .
  • Watch Me Dive
  • Namas-Tea
  • Sachi Ezura
  • evan.forde.barden
  • 12 Hour Day with J.D. and Connor
  • Pink Collar Comedy
  • Short A Month
  • jason flowers. online idiot.
  • Astronaut
  • BRYAN RUCKER
  • Pop music reviews, news, and snark.
  • Animals.
  • jonnymarbles
  • I Wear T. Shirts
  • Indie Cage Match NYC
  • Charlie Todd
  • Sttaggart
  • Carly Ann Has Fun
  • CORY'S INTERNET WASTELAND
  • MAUDE NIGHT
  • Improv Horror Stories
  • Improv Logos
1 day ago | 15 notes
Spent the day working at the old UCB Training Center. Don’t have anymore shifts here before it closes. Took my first class here in 2007.
So long, space. Your wifi sucked but I liked you.

Spent the day working at the old UCB Training Center. Don’t have anymore shifts here before it closes. Took my first class here in 2007.
So long, space. Your wifi sucked but I liked you.

2 days ago | 11 notes
Just another J. Jonah Jameson hit piece.

Just another J. Jonah Jameson hit piece.

3 days ago
Sarah’s having a stressful travel day and I’m helping with the power of a 12-year-old’s mind.

Sarah’s having a stressful travel day and I’m helping with the power of a 12-year-old’s mind.

4 days ago | 2 notes
The carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

The carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

4 days ago | 19 notes
annadrezen:

#womenagainstfeminism

So brave.

annadrezen:

#womenagainstfeminism

So brave.

Via ALL OF YOUR BEESWAX
5 days ago | 1,208 notes

lizdexia:

livefromnew-york:

improvinator:

A very old, VHS copy of Dratch & Fey.

GUYS THIS IS A HUGE FUCKING DEAL . REBLOG THe shit out of it

Well this is exciting and I’m excited to watch it.

Remember, every SPANK show you see could be the next “Dratch & Fey.”

Via Uptight Citizen
1 week ago | 2 notes
I don’t know, Once. I feel like this ad would work better if they were in any way looking at each other.

I don’t know, Once. I feel like this ad would work better if they were in any way looking at each other.

1 week ago | 1 note
I’d give you the context of this drawing but it really wouldn’t make any more sense.

I’d give you the context of this drawing but it really wouldn’t make any more sense.

1 week ago | 13 notes

Grumpy Gamer - Maniac Mansion Design Doc

patbaer:

HEY NERDS RON GILBERT UPLOADED THE ORIGINAL DESIGN DOC FOR MANIAC MANSION.

!!!

Via Things I Find
1 week ago | 2 notes

TRUE FACT: 15% of the world’s suicides are people who put on a song at karaoke that no one else knew and died of embarrassment.