About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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2 days ago
#tbt

#tbt

2 days ago | 1 note

With Heaven Is Real and God’s Not Dead, religious films have entered their “overly defensive title” phase.

Here are some upcoming religious films perfect to watch with your entire church group:

  • Pre-Marital Sex Isn’t That Great
  • The Story of Noah Isn’t Stupid
  • We’re Not Wasting Our Lives
  • That Cosmos Show Is Just As Dumb As We Think It Is
  • Seriously, Who Needs Pre-Marital Sex?
  • Not Having Pre-Marital Sex with Your Super Hot Prom Date was Totally the Right Idea
  • An Entity Vast Enough To Create The Entire Universe Definitely Cares How You Spend Your Sundays
  • Like, People Talk About Sex A Lot And How Awesome It Is But They’re Almost Definitely Bluffing. It Definitely Can’t Be That Good. Seriously. Oh My God. I’m A 33 Year Old Virgin. I’ve Wasted My Entire Sexual Prime Because Of Insane Beliefs Created By People Who Lived In Dirt Centuries Ago And Thought Witches Caused Diseases. What Have I Done? No Stupid Movie With Greg Kinnear Will Ever Give Me Back The Years I’ve Wasted.
  • Christian Rock Is Definitely Good Music
2 days ago | 1 note

Will Don Draper Become D.B. Cooper? A Skyjacking Expert Weighs In.

I read half of this article thinking that it was an absolutely hilarious and dead on parody of all the insane people that think Megan is going to be murdered by Charles Manson because, yeah, that’s totally how the last six years of this show have worked.

Then, about two thirds of the way through, I realized that, no, this is completely serious.

Folks, I know Mad Men doesn’t lend itself to as many easy speculation articles as Breaking Bad did, so bloggers are forced to reach a little, but this is just lunacy. There are 13 episodes of the series left. Please tell me the chain of events in that short period of time that could possibly lead to Don Draper hijacking an airplane.

2 days ago | 3 notes
Delta Airlines reminds you that, if you’re going to consider cheating on your wife while on a plane, make it a Delta plane!

Delta Airlines reminds you that, if you’re going to consider cheating on your wife while on a plane, make it a Delta plane!

3 days ago | 4 notes

I just hit a wrong button and accidentally invited 59 people to join my LinkedIn network. I’m officially That Guy.

4 days ago | 10 notes
jonnymarbles:

heykurt:

ninja is entranced by jonnymarbles

Ninja’s tv looks bigger than mine.

Looks like my plot to fill all scripts with secret coded language instructing all cats to murder their owners is out swimmingly!

jonnymarbles:

heykurt:

ninja is entranced by jonnymarbles

Ninja’s tv looks bigger than mine.

Looks like my plot to fill all scripts with secret coded language instructing all cats to murder their owners is out swimmingly!

Via jonnymarbles
1 week ago | 1 note
There is some really weird stuff in the house Beige is staying at this weekend. A sign identifies this room as “The Temple.”

There is some really weird stuff in the house Beige is staying at this weekend. A sign identifies this room as “The Temple.”

1 week ago

Jon Brion - “Little Person”

I feel very strongly that this might be the most beautiful song ever written.

1 week ago | 12 notes

zolfatron:

adamsacks:

The new season of Mad Men is this Sunday. The 60’s had a lot of moral blind spots, good thing we’re more enlightened these days.

Written by Zack Phillips, starring Zack and Moujan Zolfaghari, and directed by me.

YEAH WATCH THIS INTERNET MAKE IT RAAAIN VIEWS $$$$$$$

The best.

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