Jon's Ego (in print form!) 

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I wanted to know about the height of rent. I found out.

Oct 30th

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To take a break from the Halloween stuff for a moment, this is the sketch I wrote for my Advanced Sketch class. It stars the wonderful Emily Axford and Noah Plener who are all sorts of great in it. Enjoy!

Oct 29th

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This is what I want my Halloween to be like. (It’s from Return of the Living Dead. You should know that.)

Oct 27th

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“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners, I wish someone told me. All of us...”

– Ira Glass (via Rabbit Write’s interview on Gala Darling) Everyone I know has already reblogged this, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to as well.

Oct 27th

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Does anyone think it’s weird that Starbucks is modeling their commercials after the drug scenes from Requiem for a Dream?

Oct 26th

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Do the Right Thing references are always funny. Always. Something I learned during Zipperface.

Oct 25th

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My Saturday Night

At one of those birthday parties where I only know the birthday girl. And apparently some guy I havent seen in eight years who remembers me and shook my hand saying, “So, the future’s great, huh?”

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So, MTV’s going the same way as The Office with their Skins remake. AKA a word by word remake of the pilot that somehow proves that you can have something be almost identical and yet entirely inferior at the same time. Let the dumbed down bastardization begin.

Oct 21st

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Sometimes people send Obama-shaped vibrators to our office.

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Since Adriana Lima is across the street wearing a $2 million bra, I have decided that I very much want to go over there and reenact the opening scene to Femme Fatale.

Oct 20th

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Right now, Adriana Lima is across the street from me wearing a $2 million bra.

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I'm An Enigma

One of my favorite things to do is to hide facts about myself by putting contradictory evidence into all my Mediaite posts. For instance, last week I implied that I went to elementary school in the 80s (not true) and today I referenced a famous soap opera story line from the 70s. I don’t know why, but I find this absolutely hilarious.

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Rutgers, Princeton rank in top ten on sexually... →

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I didn’t have any interest in seeing this movie (despite the great reviews and Danny Boyle) until now. Man, that’s a great trailer.

Oct 7th

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I'm Really Into, like, Causes and Stuff

Hey, all you dudes out there, lets change our Facebook statuses to something vaguely sexual to show how much of a bummer we think AIDS is! It’ll make us seem compassionate and totes sexy at the same time! Make sure you don’t tell the ladies though! Tee hee! We can all write stuff like “Mine is 13 inches long when erect!” We’ll actually be talking about the length...

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What a Great Movie

For all the ink that’s been spilled over how poorly Mark Zuckerberg comes off in The Social Network, I couldn’t believe how sympathetic the portrayal actually was. Even in the opening scenes where he dicks over his ex-girlfriend and objectifies the entire female student body, the audience feels for him. Trust me, even as someone who’s dealt with the utter obnoxiousness of getting...

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