About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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2 years ago | 79 notes
newsweek:

We picked a handful of funny tweets sent from a Park Slope, Brooklyn food coop’s vote to boycott products from Israel (you may have seen this Daily Show segment, yes?).

I know that girl.

newsweek:

We picked a handful of funny tweets sent from a Park Slope, Brooklyn food coop’s vote to boycott products from Israel (you may have seen this Daily Show segment, yes?).

I know that girl.

  1. riveracrossthepond reblogged this from brouhahaha and added:
    I’d like to note that I have nothing to do with the Park Slope Food Co-op, even though we serve basically the same...
  2. thefortnightly reblogged this from ifc
  3. parkerlewiscanlose reblogged this from ifc
  4. astoryidea reblogged this from newsweek
  5. dontcookbilly reblogged this from chrisreblogs
  6. curare reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    My Twitter feed was exploding last night with updates about the Park Slope Food Co-op Israeli goods vote. ONLY IN...
  7. ashlynnicoleramirez reblogged this from ifc and added:
    omg
  8. chrisreblogs reblogged this from jonbershad
  9. jonbershad reblogged this from ifc and added:
    I know that girl.
  10. kayakingupstream reblogged this from newsweek
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