About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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2 years ago | 79 notes
newsweek:

We picked a handful of funny tweets sent from a Park Slope, Brooklyn food coop’s vote to boycott products from Israel (you may have seen this Daily Show segment, yes?).

I know that girl.

newsweek:

We picked a handful of funny tweets sent from a Park Slope, Brooklyn food coop’s vote to boycott products from Israel (you may have seen this Daily Show segment, yes?).

I know that girl.

  1. riveracrossthepond reblogged this from brouhahaha and added:
    I’d like to note that I have nothing to do with the Park Slope Food Co-op, even though we serve basically the same...
  2. thefortnightly reblogged this from ifc
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  4. astoryidea reblogged this from newsweek
  5. dontcookbilly reblogged this from chrisreblogs
  6. curare reblogged this from newsweek and added:
    My Twitter feed was exploding last night with updates about the Park Slope Food Co-op Israeli goods vote. ONLY IN...
  7. ashlynnicoleramirez reblogged this from ifc and added:
    omg
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  9. jonbershad reblogged this from ifc and added:
    I know that girl.
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