About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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2 years ago | 14 notes

Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton: What Improv Comedy Looks Like to Outsiders (McSweeney's)

sarahjburton:

From AN OPEN LETTER TO WOULD-BE IMPROV COMEDIANS by Daniel Falk:

“It wasn’t long into the show before the performers exposed themselves as the deadbeat hacks I now know them to be….

What do you imagine happened after I delivered the clever suggestion of a dildo, an object of obvious…

Brilliant.

Via Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton