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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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12 months ago | 19 notes

khealywu:

MY HEART MY BEATING HEART!

(Ellen DeGeneres’ first appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.)

The Ellen super fans in the YouTube comments clued me in that there was a story behind the “Phone Call to God” bit. A quick Google search and:

DeGeneres, 21, develops a relationship with Kathy Perkoff, 23, a poet. “They were two very creative people, crazy and young and very much in love,” Perkoff’s sister Rachel remembers. The pair’s happiness is abruptly cut short when Perkoff dies in a car accident. Afterwards, DeGeneres writes her first monologue, “A Phone Call to God,” about mortality, and performs it at her first stand-up job, emceeing at a New Orleans comedy club. Her performance wins her the 1984 Showtime’s Funniest Person in America award.

Very sad but I’ve always found stories like that absolutely fascinating.

Via Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!