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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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11 months ago | 24 notes
connorratliff4president:

GAME-CHANGING ARTICLE COULD BE A GAME-CHANGER
BlackBook Magazine was one of multiple major media outlets that turned out to cover yesterday’s historic Press Conference in New York’s Battery Park. Their excellent article is currently on the front page of their website and will probably win some kind of major award unless it is snubbed because people are jealous that it’s too good.
RATLIFF 35/2012 Press Secretary Langan Kingsley warned the assembled reporters not to ask any “gotcha” questions, an instruction that was often disregarded in a sometimes heated back-and-forth with the candidate that lasted almost an hour. In spite of it all, candidate Ratliff agreed that he “would be the next president” and that the media event has been a “great success.”

This press conference was literally the hardest time I have ever had trying not to laugh. Seriously, you should be awaiting the footage the same way you’re awaiting The Dark Knight Rises premiere.

connorratliff4president:

GAME-CHANGING ARTICLE COULD BE A GAME-CHANGER

BlackBook Magazine was one of multiple major media outlets that turned out to cover yesterday’s historic Press Conference in New York’s Battery Park. Their excellent article is currently on the front page of their website and will probably win some kind of major award unless it is snubbed because people are jealous that it’s too good.

RATLIFF 35/2012 Press Secretary Langan Kingsley warned the assembled reporters not to ask any “gotcha” questions, an instruction that was often disregarded in a sometimes heated back-and-forth with the candidate that lasted almost an hour. In spite of it all, candidate Ratliff agreed that he “would be the next president” and that the media event has been a “great success.”

This press conference was literally the hardest time I have ever had trying not to laugh. Seriously, you should be awaiting the footage the same way you’re awaiting The Dark Knight Rises premiere.

  1. givemesomethinganything reblogged this from connorratliff4president and added:
    well rested and ready to go.
  2. the-tudge reblogged this from laughterkey and added:
    I’m Connor Ratliff’s Deputy Campaign Manager for Texas. Hit me up if you have any questions.
  3. laughterkey reblogged this from thechrisgethardshow and added:
    Black Book is on board! WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW YET GODDAMNIT? I try not to yell about these...
  4. thechrisgethardshow reblogged this from jonbershad
  5. dontcookbilly reblogged this from salgentile and added:
    I’m voting for Connor, are you?
  6. mymotherwasright reblogged this from salgentile and added:
    Sal’s questions fall right into the “arrogant media elite” file, as I am sure the video record will demonstrate quite...
  7. salgentile reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    I ended up challenging Mr. Ratliff more aggressively than I expected to, but I think it’s important to hold our...
  8. jonbershad reblogged this from connorratliff and added:
    This press conference was literally the hardest time I have ever had trying not to laugh. Seriously, you should be...
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