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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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The main character, Keisuke Uasake, is a high school teacher by day and dispenses a surreal brand of “justice” at night as The Rapeman under the business “Rapeman Services”, which is co-run with his uncle, a former surgeon. The business’ motto is: “Righting wrongs through penetration.”

Clients call on The Rapeman to handle cases such as the revenge of a jilted lover, forming parental bonds through a traumatic crisis, making disruptive co-workers more docile and other things of that nature. When engaged in his night trade, The Rapeman wears a black leather ski mask shaped like the head of a circumcised penis. but no trousers or underwear. In the middle of a rape, if the woman becomes unresponsive or expresses enjoyment, he uses special techniques such as “M69 Screwdriver” or “Infinite Loop” to apply more pain to the victim. Despite regretting some of the contracts he fulfills, he always does the job.

The comic was made to appeal to middle aged Japanese men, and was discontinued after 13 volumes. Still sensing the concept’s marketability, Pink Pineapple produced nine Rapeman live action feature films, released between 1993 - 1996.

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“The Rapeman,” Wikipedia

“…nine Rapeman live action feature films…”

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Japan, you are crazy.

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