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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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11 months ago | 1 note

How much better would the world be if every movie just opened with the Barbarella opening credits?

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