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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 4 notes

I have made absolutely no DCM plans. I’ve barely looked at the schedule. I don’t even know where all the theaters are located.

I feel like I’m about to take a test I didn’t study for.

  1. caseydonahue said: I’m just winging it
  2. geezush reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    Same here. Also, I can’t go tomorrow, adding to the stress.
  3. benzado said: My first DCM when I knew nobody and had no plans, was awesome. Every year since then has been all about logistics (how to get from here to there on time), and that sucks.
  4. poupak said: OH NO!!!!
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