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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 37 notes

Alexis Pereira, Male: WHEN YOU GET TO MCMANUS AND REALIZE EVERYONE IS AT SMITHFIELD

britajames:

mikescollins:

iamachilles:

caitlintime:

frankhejl:

whatshouldwecallucb:

I understand that Smithfield is closer, but that shit has been packed with some pretty awful people lately. Plus, the beer and food ain’t cheap. I will gladly keep walking to McManus. They at least do…

I like Smithfield but I am staunchly Team McManus.

Team McManus all the way. I don’t mind Smithfield if i’m in the mood for a football match or birthday party but a dollar of a 7 or 8 dollar beer, ain’t exactly cutting it for me. Also, the concept of buy-backs is lost on them, so i’ll gladly burn calories and walk to McManus as well.

I love McManus but I do love how there’s room for everyone to sit at Smithfield. But, yeah, no Smithfield until all the world’s dumb fucking soccer tournaments are done.

  1. purns reblogged this from daisyrosario and added:
    Boom.
  2. daisyrosario reblogged this from patbaer and added:
    didn’t offer their support when...original UCB on 22nd Street got shut down.
  3. chrisgriswold reblogged this from patbaer and added:
    great and all, and hey, I love the chili burger. But...Smithfield, I feel like I can have...
  4. patbaer reblogged this from triciamcalpin and added:
    Fuck Smithfield. McManus is UCB’s Bar. Unless you’re at UCBEast, then just hang out at the Hot Chick’s Room.
  5. triciamcalpin reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
    I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SMITHFIELD IS I HATE MY LIFE
  6. evanfordebarden reblogged this from toyns and added:
    Smithfield kind of sucks whenever a major sporting event is on, but the beers are better and more varied and the food is...
  7. danpmcinerney reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    This is quite the controversy today.
  8. toyns reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    I love McManus, but I wanted to make sure you all know there’s a UCB discount at Smithfield for when you have to go...
  9. jonbershad reblogged this from britajames and added:
    I love McManus but I do love how there’s room for everyone to sit at Smithfield. But, yeah, no Smithfield until all the...
  10. britajames reblogged this from mikescollins and added:
    Team McManus all the way. I don’t mind Smithfield if i’m in the mood for a football match or birthday party but a dollar...
  11. miketrapp reblogged this from mikescollins and added:
    A rift began to form in the once strong union of the UCB. The conservative states favored adherence to the traditional...
  12. mikescollins reblogged this from alexispereira and added:
    I like Smithfield but I am staunchly Team McManus.
  13. alexispereira reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
    Smithfield is ok but it’s weird in the way that Triple Crown is weird. Neither of these bars are actually bars - they’re...
  14. iamachilles reblogged this from caitbitz and added:
    Smithfield > McManus
  15. caitbitz reblogged this from frankhejl and added:
    Smithfield feels like walking into a PlayStation 2.
  16. frankhejl reblogged this from whatshouldwecallucb and added:
    I understand that Smithfield is closer, but that shit has been packed with some pretty awful people lately. Plus, the...
  17. danielleosaurus-rex reblogged this from whatshouldwecallucb and added:
    Worst. Feeling. Ever.
  18. whatshouldwecallucb posted this
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