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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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fat2fitsummer:

healthyhappykimberly:

berryhealthy:

fitisbeautiful01:

b4d-habits:

Victoria’s Secret told her she was too fat to be a runway model for them. The media is bashing her, saying she’s too big to be a swim suit model. I’m legit pissed the fuck off. Look at her, she’s gorgeous. Honestly, this society is causing teenage girls to kill themselves and starve themselves because they call someone like Kate, “too fat.” It’s fucking sick.

seriously, look at her. SHES HOT AS FUCK. if this is fat, then i wanna be fat.

seriously i’d LOVE to look like her and that bathing suit is cute. i actually wish they had more models this size! it can be depressing seeing ones that are like 90lbs all the time lol *well VS models arent that small but a lot of models are tinyyy*

This is probably the most adorable swim suit I’ve ever seen.
I WOULD KILL TO LOOK LIKE HER.

Aw VS, you mad cuz she actually has boobs and you don’t have to make a bra with tons of padding and pushup qualities to make her look gorgeous? Seriously, get over yourself!


Wow. I had no idea the immense amount of oppression that Kate Upton has faced. People constantly telling her she’s ugly. So sad.(seriously though, I’m reblogging a post from bizarro world, right?)

fat2fitsummer:

healthyhappykimberly:

berryhealthy:

fitisbeautiful01:

b4d-habits:

Victoria’s Secret told her she was too fat to be a runway model for them. The media is bashing her, saying she’s too big to be a swim suit model. I’m legit pissed the fuck off. Look at her, she’s gorgeous. Honestly, this society is causing teenage girls to kill themselves and starve themselves because they call someone like Kate, “too fat.” It’s fucking sick.

seriously, look at her. SHES HOT AS FUCK. if this is fat, then i wanna be fat.

seriously i’d LOVE to look like her and that bathing suit is cute. i actually wish they had more models this size! it can be depressing seeing ones that are like 90lbs all the time lol *well VS models arent that small but a lot of models are tinyyy*

This is probably the most adorable swim suit I’ve ever seen.

I WOULD KILL TO LOOK LIKE HER.

Aw VS, you mad cuz she actually has boobs and you don’t have to make a bra with tons of padding and pushup qualities to make her look gorgeous? Seriously, get over yourself!

Wow. I had no idea the immense amount of oppression that Kate Upton has faced. People constantly telling her she’s ugly. So sad.

(seriously though, I’m reblogging a post from bizarro world, right?)

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