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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 58 notes
kellyqehudson:

miketrapp:

Four out of four 1950’s Brooklyn men agree: women should be spanked so they can learn their place. Also, that toy factory owner is terrifying looking.

I propose we exhume these presumably dead men and spank their corpses to make sure they get the idea of how much they suck! Who is with me?!?

Watch out, Kelly. Butt bones are sharp. Even rotted ones.

kellyqehudson:

miketrapp:

Four out of four 1950’s Brooklyn men agree: women should be spanked so they can learn their place. Also, that toy factory owner is terrifying looking.

I propose we exhume these presumably dead men and spank their corpses to make sure they get the idea of how much they suck! Who is with me?!?

Watch out, Kelly. Butt bones are sharp. Even rotted ones.

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    Four out of four 1950’s Brooklyn men agree: women should be spanked so they can learn their place. Also, that toy...
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    Oh those 1950’s men
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    No need! I’ll just use Frank Desiderio’s hairbrush! He’s got a lot of faith in that thing.
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    Watch out, Kelly. Butt bones are sharp. Even rotted ones.
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