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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 5 notes

Guys, I’m sorry, but all The Dark Knight Rises parodies are now irrelevant because Thomas Lennon is in the actual movie.

I repeat: Thomas Lennon has a speaking role in The Dark Knight Rises.

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