My name is Jon.
I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things.
This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!
For everyone who was on the edge of their seat (a number of you, I’m sure), Gatsby won.
Thank you very much for playing!