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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago

For everyone who was on the edge of their seat (a number of you, I’m sure), Gatsby won.

Thank you very much for playing!

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