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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 8 notes

If a guy on your improv team emails everyone to say he’s currently on molly and will be taking more tomorrow but doesn’t actually SAY he won’t be coming to practice, you should still expect him to come, right?

  1. bananacalamari said: YES
  2. jonbershad posted this
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