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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 2 notes

kevingotkin:

Who’s on first, without saying a word.

I’ve officially just spent 20 minutes thinking about how sign language affects timing.

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