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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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10 months ago | 57 notes
Glenn Beck Called My Chick-Fil-A Column ‘Just Plain Awful,’ I Think Beck May Be Just Plain Bigoted
Glenn Beck went after me on the radio yesterday. Last night, when I got home, I wrote a fairly strongly-worded response.

You see, I’ve gotten more hate mail over this series of Chick-fil-A columns than anything else I’ve written for this site. And you know why? It’s because I’ve stopped drawing a distinction between anti-gay marriage and anti-gay. And you know why I did that? Because there isn’t one.
The year is 2012 and punches will no longer be pulled. If you still believe that a group of Americans don’t deserve the same legal rights that you do purely because of their minority status, then you are a bigot. Plain and simple. Every single one of you.

Well, I just called Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and half of the Mediaite readership bigots in no uncertain terms. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go avoid Twitter for the next month.
(seriously, I expect this to get ever so slightly ugly. ugh.)

Glenn Beck Called My Chick-Fil-A Column ‘Just Plain Awful,’ I Think Beck May Be Just Plain Bigoted

Glenn Beck went after me on the radio yesterday. Last night, when I got home, I wrote a fairly strongly-worded response.

You see, I’ve gotten more hate mail over this series of Chick-fil-A columns than anything else I’ve written for this site. And you know why? It’s because I’ve stopped drawing a distinction between anti-gay marriage and anti-gay. And you know why I did that? Because there isn’t one.

The year is 2012 and punches will no longer be pulled. If you still believe that a group of Americans don’t deserve the same legal rights that you do purely because of their minority status, then you are a bigot. Plain and simple. Every single one of you.

Well, I just called Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and half of the Mediaite readership bigots in no uncertain terms. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go avoid Twitter for the next month.

(seriously, I expect this to get ever so slightly ugly. ugh.)

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    Done and done. Feel free to dream about me walking off into the sunset, never to return.
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    Hey Jon, why don’t you leave Glenn Beck alone please? Thank u!
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    It’s really not so long ago that, for example, a conversation was that people had nothing against women, they just...
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    I see Jon in lines for shows all the time, but I’ve never met him. I’ll have to say something never time around.
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    Boldface mine. Hats off to Jon, who not only gets it right and puts it plain, but also does so in a forum where the...
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    Jon, you are 100% right. You can be a religiously principled company and still be “hands off.” You don’t need to invest...