About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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9 months ago | 35 notes
uncannybrettwhite:

24 writers wrote a 24 page script for Spider-Man 4 (the rightful continuation of Sam Raimi’s masterpiece). The catch: each writer could only see the page directly before their assigned page.
Thursday, August 2nd at 7:30 PM. UCBeast. Come see the insanity.
(poster designed by Tim Chamberlain)

My name’s on that poster!
I’ve talked to some of the other writers and I’m now confident that my page is one of the least insane pages in this thing. And my page was pretty fucking insane.
So excited!

uncannybrettwhite:

24 writers wrote a 24 page script for Spider-Man 4 (the rightful continuation of Sam Raimi’s masterpiece). The catch: each writer could only see the page directly before their assigned page.

Thursday, August 2nd at 7:30 PM. UCBeast. Come see the insanity.

(poster designed by Tim Chamberlain)

My name’s on that poster!

I’ve talked to some of the other writers and I’m now confident that my page is one of the least insane pages in this thing. And my page was pretty fucking insane.

So excited!

  1. elrincondekaisermilan reblogged this from x-meninyourface
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    WRITTEN BY: Beth Appel / Jon Bershad / Dave Bluvband / Adam Bozarth / Aaron Burdette / Dan Chamberlain / John Freiler /...
  4. cathrynmudon reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    This is tomorrow, dudes!
  5. mattlittle reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    This is one of the most fun projects I’ve ever been lucky enough to help organize. We’ve done something insane. It is...
  6. warriorsrest reblogged this from lulubonanza and added:
    I’m trying to hate Spider-Man less, not more….
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  11. hilaryhughes reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    Kind of wishing I could speed up the move by a month for the sole purpose of seeing this. Hey, NYC friends: GO TO THIS.
  12. x-meninyourface reblogged this from uncannybrettwhite and added:
    Not X-Men related, but if you live in the NYC-area and want to see a Marvel Comics-related comedy show put up by the...
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  14. annarubanova reblogged this from khealywu and added:
    They will, Katey. Or else.
  15. jasonsaenz reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    Guaranteed to be a bigger cluster fuck than Spider-Man 3!!
  16. khealywu reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    My page has a very sensual kiss, I hope the actors really commit to that onstage.
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    My name’s on that poster! I’ve talked to some of the other writers and I’m now confident that my page is one of the...
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