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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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9 months ago | 2 notes
I’m about to get on a plane. The temperature is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to.

I’m about to get on a plane. The temperature is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to.

  1. poupak said: STOP IT! You’re going to the Olympics and in London!!! GET PSYCHED PLEASE!
  2. jonbershad posted this
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