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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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9 months ago | 2 notes

The most miraculous, magical, and unpleasant activity we as human beings can engage in. Also, I was winning at Reversi.

Here’s the unpleasant part.

  1. byeraleigh said: IKEA!
  2. poupak said: UGH You’re supposed to have all electronics off during take-off and landing!! JON! ALL ELECTRONICS!
  3. jonbershad posted this
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