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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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iweartshirts: Is this for real? http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/12/us/politics/mitt-romney-names-paul-ryan-as-his-running-mate.html?_r=1&hp “Hey hon, how was the day at the campaign headquarters?” “Awful! Those two made me look at PowerPoints they made for like an hour! I said I didn’t care about all the transitions but they just didn’t listen!”

iweartshirts:

Is this for real?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/12/us/politics/mitt-romney-names-paul-ryan-as-his-running-mate.html?_r=1&hp

“Hey hon, how was the day at the campaign headquarters?”

“Awful! Those two made me look at PowerPoints they made for like an hour! I said I didn’t care about all the transitions but they just didn’t listen!”

Via I Wear T. Shirts
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