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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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9 months ago | 7 notes
iamachilles: Why is ‘killed groom’ in quotes? It’s a bathroom euphemism. I always “kill a groom” before I’m going out to do something big. Especially if I have to wear white.

iamachilles:

Why is ‘killed groom’ in quotes?

It’s a bathroom euphemism. I always “kill a groom” before I’m going out to do something big. Especially if I have to wear white.

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