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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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The Sequel Machine: Spider-man 4

Left Handed Radio and Matt and Brett Love Comics present The Sequel Machine.

The Sequel Machine recruits 25 writers to write the sequels for film’s biggest franchises one page at a time. The catch is, the writers only get to read the page before theirs in a round-robin, exquisite corpse style. The end result is a hilarious, twisted, and as coherent as any misquided Hollywood sequel. This month: Spider-Man 4.

Performed by: Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Aaron Burdette, Taylor Moore, Cathryn Mudon, and Brett White

Written by:Brett White, Aaron Burdette, Frank Hejl, Anna Rubanova, Adam Bozarth, Jason Saenz, Taylor Moore, Dan Chamberlain, Beth Appel, Ben Stadler, Ari Scott, Kerry McGuire, Mike Scollins, Dru Johnston, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, John Freiler, Jon Bershad, Chris Schell, Chris Wilkes, Dave Bluvband, Kevin Hines, Will Hines, Erik Tanouye, and Matt Little

Opening act: Michael Hartney as esoteric comic-book comedian Nicky Gold

See the next Sequel Machine show live: Dark Knight 4.
UCB Theater East, 3rd Street & Avenue A. Thursday, September 6th, 7:30 PM

Presented by Left Handed Radio and Matt and Brett Love Comics. Script produced by Brett White and Matt Little.

Check out photos from the show by Curtis Rutherford.

Artwork by MRTIM, author of Our Valued Customers

This was hilarious. Listen to it.

Via LEFT HANDED RADIO