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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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hallekiefer:

jamesbriandwyer:

joestanton:

christiannightmares:

Mike Huckabee defends Todd Akin: Forcible rapes have created some extraordinary people (To read the story, click image or here; Found at Friendly Atheist)

WHAT

Oh ok.

Shit like this makes me want to stock up on coat hangers. And then throw them on the hood of Mike Huckabee’s car from an overpass. 

Hold on? You’re telling me that the guy who organized Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day is kind of a dick?I am shocked.

hallekiefer:

jamesbriandwyer:

joestanton:

christiannightmares:

Mike Huckabee defends Todd Akin: Forcible rapes have created some extraordinary people (To read the story, click image or here; Found at Friendly Atheist)

WHAT

Oh ok.

Shit like this makes me want to stock up on coat hangers. And then throw them on the hood of Mike Huckabee’s car from an overpass.

Hold on? You’re telling me that the guy who organized Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day is kind of a dick?

I am shocked.

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    This is the kind of shit that makes me skeptical about my own religion.
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    I have the same alma maters as Bill O’Reilly, Chris Christie, and Christine O’Donnell. I’m in a shame club sandwich.
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