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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 2 notes

This song’s super fun. I’ve been listening to it a lot the past few days.

Also, check out Chairlift’s video for the song “Met Before.” It’s like an interactive Choose Your Own Adventure deal. Very cool and Caroline Polachek is very pretty.

UPDATE: Actually, for serious, check out that link. I’ve been playing with it for a while. Tons of different variations. I wanted Caroline to hang out with the blonde girl but she ended up dying of a bee bite. :(

  1. stophittingyourself said: a bee bite? A BEE BITE?
  2. jonbershad posted this
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