BREAKING: Republican has reductive views on rape!
Guys, this post might have to be short. You see, the “R,” “A,” “P,” and “E” keys on my office computer are broken from having to type the above sentence so many darn times! Seriously, Republicans need to stop saying insanely dumb things on this subject. How am I supposed to Google where the nation’s best grape picking spots are? That’s my secret hobby and I can only type the “G” now! “G picking” means something entirely different!
During my final week at Mediaite (yeah, true story), my posts have been getting progressively weirder.
I also like this line:
Hey, if a Republican trivializes rape and it doesn’t affect an election, does it make a sound?
Seriously though, if there’s one good thing about me leaving, it’s that I no longer have to come up with new ways to write “Republicans don’t get rape” posts.