About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 10 notes
HAHAHAHA! There’s nothing funnier than giant corporations exploiting the hard lives of poor people while rich, urban audiences mock them! So much fun!What, now there’s a baby with a physical deformity? How WACKY! Set the DVR now! More money for TLC! More fun for us! Fuck these horrible wretches! I don’t relate to them as fellow humans at all!

HAHAHAHA! There’s nothing funnier than giant corporations exploiting the hard lives of poor people while rich, urban audiences mock them! So much fun!

What, now there’s a baby with a physical deformity? How WACKY! Set the DVR now! More money for TLC! More fun for us! Fuck these horrible wretches! I don’t relate to them as fellow humans at all!

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