About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 10 notes
beigeucb:

Even at 1am, these dour looking writers are grimly going about their task, working hard to bring you funnies.
Is there anything that will cheer them up? Anything that will bring a semblance of light to their sad nocturnal existences?
Yes! Just come to a show! Give their lives meaning!
Beige Does Boston! - September 8th @ ImprovBoston Mainstage Theater Beige is proud to be a part of the Boston Comedy Arts Festival! (reserve tix)
Beige Show Nine - September 17th @ UCB Theatre Come to Maude Night to see a brand new show!

It looks like I’m working but I’m just doodling boobies and laser guns.

beigeucb:

Even at 1am, these dour looking writers are grimly going about their task, working hard to bring you funnies.

Is there anything that will cheer them up? Anything that will bring a semblance of light to their sad nocturnal existences?

Yes! Just come to a show! Give their lives meaning!

  • Beige Does Boston! - September 8th @ ImprovBoston Mainstage Theater
     
    Beige is proud to be a part of the Boston Comedy Arts Festival! (reserve tix)
  • Beige Show Nine - September 17th @ UCB Theatre
     
    Come to Maude Night to see a brand new show!

It looks like I’m working but I’m just doodling boobies and laser guns.

Via Beige