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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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Cheshire - Created by Alter Imaging
9 months ago | 9 notes

The Arrangements in this Boston Hotel

beigeucb:

Left Handed Radio’s room is next to Onassis’ room.

Onassis’ room is next to Beige’s room.

Beige’s room is next to Beige’s other room.

Beige’s other room is next to people who are going to have an awful night.

Totally not planned.

  1. lefthandedradio reblogged this from beigeucb and added:
    We are staying in the sketch wing. LHR is in the Bruce McCullough Suite.
  2. jonbershad reblogged this from beigeucb and added:
    Totally not planned.
  3. beigeucb posted this
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