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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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miketrapp:

theonion:

18-Year-Old Fighting In Afghanistan Has 9/11 Explained To Him By Older Soldier

There should be a specific word for the feeling you get from watching The Onion just fucking nail it.


Holy shit. How can one institution be so good for so long?

miketrapp:

theonion:

18-Year-Old Fighting In Afghanistan Has 9/11 Explained To Him By Older Soldier

There should be a specific word for the feeling you get from watching The Onion just fucking nail it.

Holy shit. How can one institution be so good for so long?

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