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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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thedorseyshawexperience:

theclearlydope:

I’m trying to think of something sexier than pizza slice tan lines … nothing is coming to mind.

The boner I have right now is not weird.

Roger looked at Jenny, sitting there, offering him food and her body in one fell swoop.
Part of him, of course, felt lust. And part of him felt admiration and appreciation for this woman who clearly knew him better than anyone.
And then there was another part of him. There was a nagging voice down within the deepest recesses of his brain. It was a quiet voice, sure, but, nonetheless, a voice that he couldn’t ignore completely.
“Dammit, Jenny!” the voice hissed. “I said pepperoni!”

thedorseyshawexperience:

theclearlydope:

I’m trying to think of something sexier than pizza slice tan lines … nothing is coming to mind.

The boner I have right now is not weird.

Roger looked at Jenny, sitting there, offering him food and her body in one fell swoop.

Part of him, of course, felt lust. And part of him felt admiration and appreciation for this woman who clearly knew him better than anyone.

And then there was another part of him. There was a nagging voice down within the deepest recesses of his brain. It was a quiet voice, sure, but, nonetheless, a voice that he couldn’t ignore completely.

“Dammit, Jenny!” the voice hissed. “I said pepperoni!”

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