Jon's Ego (in print form!)

thedorseyshawexperience:

theclearlydope:

I’m trying to think of something sexier than pizza slice tan lines … nothing is coming to mind.

The boner I have right now is not weird.

Roger looked at Jenny, sitting there, offering him food and her body in one fell swoop.

Part of him, of course, felt lust. And part of him felt admiration and appreciation for this woman who clearly knew him better than anyone.

And then there was another part of him. There was a nagging voice down within the deepest recesses of his brain. It was a quiet voice, sure, but, nonetheless, a voice that he couldn’t ignore completely.

“Dammit, Jenny!” the voice hissed. “I said pepperoni!”