Just a few things I’d like to point out about this trailer:
- The tagline appears to actually be, “THIS JANUARY…IT HAPPENED BEFORE…IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN.” You can almost feel the marketing guy yawning and falling asleep as he writes that.
- The title is “Texas Chainsaw 3D.” They apparently don’t even have room for the word “Massacre” anymore. That’s ok. “3D” is plenty scary.
- They’ve given up on making this remake series period films anymore. Fine. Save your money on costumes cheapskates. So, I guess this is gonna be Leatherface’s son now? Since you already said he was born in 1939 in the last movie?
- Tobe Hooper’s 1974 masterpiece The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remains one of the greatest horror films ever made which is still shockingly effective to this day. The Michael Bay-produced remake series remains one of the most offensively awful abortions released on cinema screens.