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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 4 notes

And so, Jude Law was born

  • Jesus: Bald heads are stupid, dad. Why'd you make them?
  • God: Whatever. Faces are more important than hair.
  • Jesus: Prove it.
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