My name is Jon.
I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things.
This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!
Question:After watching that Steven Crowder video, I would LOVE to hear his thoughts on marriage equality. I'm sure the hypocrisy would be amusing. - urban-fervor
Really, I’d love to hear his thoughts on basically anything. I mean, at its core, this is a man bragging about his own ignorance.
Did I just promise to spend the rest of my life living with and sleeping with a woman without any knowledge about whether she and I are in any way compatible living and sleeping together? Yes I did! Aren’t I smart?!
God, gave us love. He also gave us window shopping. Because God doesn’t want us to spend the rest of our lives arguing about tooth brushes with a lemon.