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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 1 note
  • Question: After watching that Steven Crowder video, I would LOVE to hear his thoughts on marriage equality. I'm sure the hypocrisy would be amusing. - urban-fervor
  • Answer:

    Really, I’d love to hear his thoughts on basically anything. I mean, at its core, this is a man bragging about his own ignorance.

    Did I just promise to spend the rest of my life living with and sleeping with a woman without any knowledge about whether she and I are in any way compatible living and sleeping together? Yes I did! Aren’t I smart?!

    God, gave us love. He also gave us window shopping. Because God doesn’t want us to spend the rest of our lives arguing about tooth brushes with a lemon.
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