About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

tumblr analytics

Pages

Upcoming Shows

Ask

Ask me anything

People I Follow

  • Hal Phillips
  • Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!
  • The Official Patrick Cotnoir Tumblr
  • Travis Helwig
  • Brentt Harshman
  • Cory Is Looking At Things
  • Me In My Place ® - beautiful women at home
  • Kevin Hines
  • Hioo Journal
  • Whistling in the Dark
  • [the urban fervor]
  • Mike Scollins.
  • Casey Donahue
  • Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
  • This Awkward Pause
  • I Hahaha Hate Myself
  • The picture of a sunny day.
  • the Anthony King
  • Someday I'll wish upon a star...
  • Matt Little
  • #FUTURESH*T
  • Hey it's Lou!
  • Uptight Citizen
  • I'm With Kanye
  • Worst Tumblr Ever.
  • Uncanny Brett White
  • J. Hermann
  • Vintage Disney Parks
  • The Comic's Comic
  • (write it) like disaster
  • IFC
  • talk back at the ocean
  • Chris Griswold
  • Halle Kiefer
  • Long Naps, Strudel, and Improvisation
  • The Chris Gethard Show
  • Comedy Nerds United!
  • Too Much Nick
  • I Was Born To Ramble
  • Kindle the fire in your chest.
  • Patrick O'Brien
  • Winston Noel and the Blog of the Same Name
  • Rudel
  • It's A Shame About Amy
  • RamseyEss
  • Rich Kids Of Instagram
  • Zach Gibson!
  • pumpkin annie posts
  • Chris Reblogs
  • El T
  • The Dan Max Fox Blog
  • The Young Turks
  • The New Yorker
  • Evan Kaufman.com
  • Philanthropy Girl
  • Justin Lamb
  • thedorseyshawexperience
  • Give 'em Enough Rope
  • You Rach You Lose
  • routine curation
  • That Dog's Blog
  • Lovelauren
  • Trowbridge ---->
  • Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson
  • Indie Cage Match NYC
  • JAKE FOGELNEST
  • Official Comedy.
  • Bye, Raleigh
  • Kayaking Upstream
  • OVC: CONVERSATIONS FROM THE COMIC BOOK STORE.
  • Things I Find
  • 404ing It
  • www.annarubanova.com
  • Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton
  • iamachilles
  • Morgan Evans
  • Kurt Guenther loves Tumblr
  • The Mary Sue
  • stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself
  • Jason Saenz Comedy
  • Figure it out.
  • Soup
  • Beige
  • Brita James
  • The Rolling Doughnut
  • The Kirk Larsen Questperience
  • Barfing Arts
  • stuff
  • Digsy Is Comics
  • Learning Curve
  • Gilmore Gurlz
  • My Name Is Bluvband
  • Improv Nonsense
  • Ryan Xilliams
  • Look at the camera.
  • That's So Jackson
  • Abbi Crutchfield
  • Planetwebber
  • Sean P. O'Reilly
  • the YONI-VERSE
  • Matthew S. Starr
  • Time's Up, Pencils Down
  • Peter Sherer
  • Fear Town, USA
  • The A.V. Club
  • Dan Hodapp
  • Grown Ass Boy
  • Showtime
  • Mark Joyella | @standupkid
  • Suspicious Sarah
  • Above Average Productions
  • Improv Logos
  • PREMIUM FISHER
  • The Daily Oliver
  • Alene Presents
  • Meghan O'Keefe
  • A Funny Thing
  • James Dwyer
  • Foxish Foibles
  • a world of pure imagination
  • Mark Dowling
  • Mitchell Stephen Fesh
  • BRYAN RUCKER
  • Douglas Widick's Presence on Tumblr
  • hey i'm brady and:
  • SOANDSO&SOANDSO&SOANDSO
  • Everything Perfect for Everyone Forever
  • I AM SPO
  • Talking Breakfast?!
  • Little Hands, Big Heart
  • Regular Sam
  • LOSERBEAM
  • MuchTooMuch
  • ///Robot Riley///
  • living in a shotgun shack
  • Macarony Productions
  • Benjamin Apple
  • Mi Vida
  • Astronaut
  • Miss Alice Teeple
  • JuliaWard!
  • PAUL BRIGANTI
  • An Outfit For Every Season
  • Connor Ratliff
  • sal gentile
  • hey, it's sanji
  • Bananagrams Solitaire
  • Quoz
  • JESS DWECK
  • LEFT HANDED RADIO
  • Stephanie Streisand
  • Today in Fake History
  • John Z Townsend
  • Thank You, Robot
  • james coker
  • Nate Cartoons
  • Internet Farts
  • Charlie Todd
  • this is what love is for
  • beyond the river
  • MAMRIE!
  • Kerry McGuire
  • Cody Lindquist
  • stephen falk dot com
  • Splitsider
  • Anna Callegari
  • It's Caitlin Time!
  • L in Translation
  • b-r-double o-k-lyn drama
  • Tumblr Staff
  • Claire Ayoub Laughing at Things
  • jason flowers. online idiot.
  • Will Hines
  • UCB Love
  • Unlimited Lives!
  • This Tumblr's Dumb
  • AMERICA WON'T SHUT UP!
  • Caroline Behind the Desk
  • Sasheer Zamata
  • School Night
  • Gabbin' Like Gals
  • Sesame Street
  • Matt Moskovciak
  • Captain Hippo
  • Madalyn Baldanzi?
  • Matt Dennie Blog Dot Gov
  • Cool Shit/Weird Shit
  • syllogisms and metaphors.
  • JTim Likes
  • The Broken Record
  • Improv Is Easy!
  • Veronica Writes Stuff
  • benzado
  • I Wear T. Shirts
  • chirs pirnicpe
  • Sarah Rainone is not for sale.
  • Brutality and Chuckles
  • "A mind with a heart of its own"
  • Onassis Comedy
  • Sachi Ezura
  • District 9 and 3 Quarters
  • brianglidewell.jpg
  • I'm Ben Warheit
  • e. e. cunnings
  • Dan Harmon Poops
  • wrongcharlie: blog about stuff
  • CONNOR RATLIFF: Summer Olympics 2016 GOLD!
  • Ratiocination
  • so, alex goes...
  • Rob Michael Hugel Is Here
  • Aaron Burdette
  • Drew is Alright I Guess
  • The Company
  • TEN IDEAS
  • Drag Me To Hejl!
  • Dawn Luebbe
  • Bencin
  • Fake Criterions
  • Timmy Loves Julie
  • Pod Awful
  • Holy Toledo!
  • Veronica Osorio
  • Avery Monsen Dot Comsen
  • Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
  • IWDRM
  • KPARTYAWESOME
  • The Uncanny Valley
  • And Now for Something Completely Different
  • ben wietmarschen
  • Mendillo Sports Blog
  • claspy
  • Taxidermy Church
  • HMS Got 'Em
  • BEN POPKEN IS JUST KIDDING
  • Hot Summer Nights (Won't Last Forever)!
  • Clif Henning
  • The Blip Blog
  • Jesse Acini's Online Presence
  • I Genuinely Enjoy Science
  • The Scene - Improvised One Acts
  • evanfordebarden
  • Drivele by Jamie Frevele
  • BEN POPKEN WRITES
  • Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition
  • kale + kittens
  • Welcome .
  • THE NEED TO FAIL
  • Eye On Springfield
  • curious gracie
  • Poupak's Parisian Life in New York
  • Alex French
  • Julia Wiedeman
  • Stupid Gloves
  • My mother was right.
  • Pour Me Out ALREADY
  • Dylan Donahue
  • Sorry About Last Night...
  • Brown's Mumbler
  • Hi, I'm Katherine.
  • Too Lazy
  • Keith Kingbay
  • Adam Bozarth Enjoys the Internet
  • Michl Hartny.
  • The Monkeys You Ordered
  • lanyard
  • Sex Your Food
  • UCB Conspiracy
  • comedy stuff
  • Hello Melissa Gomez
  • Shut UP! Storytelling Show
  • had we but world enough, and time
  • Ryan Hitchcock's Valid and Important Thoughts.
  • Josh Patten
  • Georgie Aldaco
  • Feitumblr
  • THE PROM COMEDY
  • The Apiary
  • "More Than You Need to Know" by Geezus H.
  • Hit The Mark! with Mark Levy
  • Astonishing Brett White
  • It's Like Anything
  • Darren Miller
  • Brandon Scott Wolf
  • also ellena.
  • UCB Difference
  • Visitors at the podium
  • tall, dark & handsome.
  • Baguette-me-nots
  • Thrillcox
  • Riding the Struggle Bus, Living the Dream
  • Amos "Amos" Vernon
  • Eliot Glazer
  • nate dern
  • On The Cusp, Off The Cuff
Cheshire - Created by Alter Imaging
Video
8 months ago | 2 notes

Holy shit! Guys, it turns out the people of my generation actually love Mitt Romney! Jeez, I had no idea.

Thanks, Mitt Romney campaign ad, for showing me the light.

I still can’t vote for you though. To win my vote by pandering to my youth, your video needs much more extreme people on skateboards. Duh. Or, as we young people say, doy.

  1. stephaniestreisand reblogged this from jonbershad and added:
    If there is one thing I love about the Romney campaign, it’s the fun mysteries he puts in his ads and speeches. Can...
  2. poupak said: This made me LOL so hard!!! They took “diverse” people too - it has so many racist undertones!!!
  3. jonbershad posted this
Permalink
Comments