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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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7 months ago | 4 notes

Best Conversation I've Ever Heard in a Bar

  • Bartender: Hey, were you featured in a YouTube documentary that got like a million hits?
  • Guy: Yeah, but I really don't want to talk about it.
  • Girl: What documentary?
  • Bartender: This guy's like a famous musician.
  • Guy: Oh, it's not as cool as it sounds.
  • (Jon gets his drink and heads back to his seat, ready to spend the rest of his life wondering who this was)
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