My name is Jon.
I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things.
This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!
“Oh, hey, you smell that? Yeah, someone’s getting murdered. In one of those apartments. Oh, and it’s expensive murder too! Yeah, that’s the good stuff!”