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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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7 months ago | 2 notes
Seriously though. *SNIFF SNIFF* “Oh, hey, you smell that? Yeah, someone’s getting murdered. In one of those apartments. Oh, and it’s expensive murder too! Yeah, that’s the good stuff!”

Seriously though.

*SNIFF SNIFF*

“Oh, hey, you smell that? Yeah, someone’s getting murdered. In one of those apartments. Oh, and it’s expensive murder too! Yeah, that’s the good stuff!”

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