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7 months ago | 3 notes

The truth of the matter is that I don’t particularly like The League. However, every time a new season starts, I’m reminded that Katie Aselton is totally my ideal woman.
Can someone find a way to give me Mark Duplass’ life?
All I want is to be an incredibly successful writer, actor, and director who helped create an entirely new sub-genre and aesthetic while, at the same time, enjoying mainstream success by starring in a popular sitcom alongside my gorgeous wife who is simultaneously also an extremely successful writer, actor, and director.
IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK, GOD?

The truth of the matter is that I don’t particularly like The League. However, every time a new season starts, I’m reminded that Katie Aselton is totally my ideal woman.

Can someone find a way to give me Mark Duplass’ life?

All I want is to be an incredibly successful writer, actor, and director who helped create an entirely new sub-genre and aesthetic while, at the same time, enjoying mainstream success by starring in a popular sitcom alongside my gorgeous wife who is simultaneously also an extremely successful writer, actor, and director.

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK, GOD?

weaziller77 said: You forgot she should be made out of solid gold as well.
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