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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 22 notes
annarubanova:

lefthandedradio:

MAKE RESERVATIONS HERE!
9thmare on Elm Street far surpasses the craziness of Spider-Man 4 and Dark Knight 4 and looks to be our best script yet.
This month, it’s Freddy vs. Matt Little, Damian Chadwick, Jason Flowers, Geoff Garlock, Jon Gutierrez, Jon Bershad, Nick Kanellis, Julia Hynes, Ari Scott, Frank Hejl, Beth Appel, Halle Kiefer, Kevin Hines, Bridgid Ryan, Tom Reynolds, Brett White, Michael Hartney, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Mike Still, Matt Klinman, Jim Santangeli, Aaron Burdette, Ryan Karels, and Adam Bozarth.
Special guest appearance by Orson Welles (Frank Hejl)!
Starring in this magnificent phantasmagoria will be Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Jeremy Bent, Kathy Salerno, Nicole Byer, and Laura Willcox.
Thursday October 4th, 11:00 PM
UCB East Theatre, 3rd Street & Avenue A
Make reservations here!
$5.00 or Free with Sketch Student ID

I’d pay 5 bucks just for the Orson Welles appearance. I mean, come on, you guys. Citizen Kane. Am I right?

I wrote a page of this! My page has boobs in it! It’s a staged reading so you won’t actually see the boobs but, if we all go and imagine really hard, it’ll still be awesome!Ps. Seriously, the last two of these shows have been hilarious. Very excited.

annarubanova:

lefthandedradio:

MAKE RESERVATIONS HERE!

9thmare on Elm Street far surpasses the craziness of Spider-Man 4 and Dark Knight 4 and looks to be our best script yet.

This month, it’s Freddy vs. Matt Little, Damian Chadwick, Jason Flowers, Geoff Garlock, Jon Gutierrez, Jon Bershad, Nick Kanellis, Julia Hynes, Ari Scott, Frank Hejl, Beth Appel, Halle Kiefer, Kevin Hines, Bridgid Ryan, Tom Reynolds, Brett White, Michael Hartney, Anna Rubanova, Jeremy Bent, Mike Still, Matt Klinman, Jim Santangeli, Aaron Burdette, Ryan Karels, and Adam Bozarth.

Special guest appearance by Orson Welles (Frank Hejl)!

Starring in this magnificent phantasmagoria will be Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Anna Rubanova, Brett White, Jeremy Bent, Kathy Salerno, Nicole Byer, and Laura Willcox.

Thursday October 4th, 11:00 PM

UCB East Theatre, 3rd Street & Avenue A

Make reservations here!

$5.00 or Free with Sketch Student ID

I’d pay 5 bucks just for the Orson Welles appearance. I mean, come on, you guys. Citizen Kane. Am I right?

I wrote a page of this! My page has boobs in it! It’s a staged reading so you won’t actually see the boobs but, if we all go and imagine really hard, it’ll still be awesome!

Ps. Seriously, the last two of these shows have been hilarious. Very excited.

  1. nicolebyer reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    COME!!!!!!!
  2. thecomedylocal reblogged this from chamberlain
  3. chamberlain reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    TONIGHTMARE!
  4. michaelhartney reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    is tonight! I have dumb rehearsal...have to miss it, but you should go! And keep an ear...
  5. jmbent reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    I can’t wait for everyone...immediately know which page is mine!
  6. tomreynolds reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    I wrote 1/25th of this. If you come and guess which 1/25th I will buy you a beer. Domestic only, but that shouldn’t...
  7. danielleosaurus-rex reblogged this from chamberlain and added:
    SO EXCITED AHHHHH. I already told the other interns last week that I want to sit in on this (we usually don’t pick shows...
  8. adambozarth reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    This is going to be a great show. We hope the later time makes it easier for folks to come out. We’d love to have you in...
  9. jonbershad reblogged this from annarubanova and added:
    I wrote a page of this! My page has boobs in it! It’s a staged reading so you won’t actually see the boobs but, if we...
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  11. garlock reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    out. I wrote page 4. In retrospect I wish I had been able to take down Freddy’s superfluous use of the word “bitch”...
  12. annarubanova reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    I’d pay 5 bucks just for...appearance. I mean, come on, you guys. Citizen Kane. Am I...
  13. uncannybrettwhite reblogged this from lefthandedradio and added:
    THURSDAY
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