A Cowardly Gentleman’s Guide to the Dating Scene: Tip #34
Hey dudes! Jon here with another tip!
If you’re talking to a lady and you come up with some really clever romantic or sexy response to something she said, don’t say it! If you say it, she might not like it and then, as we know, you’ll spend the next week listening to sad music.
Instead, try something like this:
“I was going to say that you look great in any dress. That would have sounded weird, right? Good thing I didn’t! Right?”
Boom! Now the lady has no idea if you’re serious or not and, in her confusion, she can’t make a face that reminds you that you are repulsive and undeserving of love! Perfect Cowardly Gentleman move!
Talk to you next time, dudes! And remember the Cowardly Gentleman motto: If you never try, you can never fail. Something will fall in your lap eventually!