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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 2 notes

Social Media Lesson

biggestnothing:

In recent weeks I’ve discovered an interesting phenomenon; When you posts a nice picture of their attractive female friends on Facebook, they will receive tons of notifications every time they sign on for the next few days.

However, these notifications, of course, have nothing to do with you and they begin to make you feel empty whenever they pop up. You feel inconsequential, like an actor playing the parent on a hit teen soap opera.

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