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7 months ago | 11 notes

beigeucb:

Thanks to everyone who came out last night!
Here, have some nightmares.

“Hey, guys. This month I’m going to need you to memorize massive amounts of dialogue and you have to learn it all 100% perfectly because you’ll be saying it all together simultaneously so even one word off will ruin the effect. On the upside, cute dresses!”- jerk sketch writer

Thanks to everyone who came out last night!

Here, have some nightmares.

“Hey, guys. This month I’m going to need you to memorize massive amounts of dialogue and you have to learn it all 100% perfectly because you’ll be saying it all together simultaneously so even one word off will ruin the effect. On the upside, cute dresses!”
- jerk sketch writer

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