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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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7 months ago | 3 notes

Y'know those 'binders of women' we're all making fun of Romney for? It turns out he even lied about them

That’s as good a strategy as falsely telling people you have a small penis.

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