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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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8 months ago | 3 notes
Honestly, I think anyone not currently trimming their beard into the world’s least attractive mustache in the Simple Studios lobby is wasting their life.
ps. The best part was that this male model-looking dude was gelling his perfect hair then entire time I was shaving.
Clearly, we have chosen different paths.

Honestly, I think anyone not currently trimming their beard into the world’s least attractive mustache in the Simple Studios lobby is wasting their life.

ps. The best part was that this male model-looking dude was gelling his perfect hair then entire time I was shaving.

Clearly, we have chosen different paths.

  1. danmaxfox said: “CONCEIVE, BELIEVE, ACHIEVE.”
  2. jonbershad posted this