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7 months ago | 1 note

If anyone ever asks me for one single tweet to represent my entire 20s, I think it’ll have to be this one from Friday.
And, to be clear, I wasn’t even listening to music from the attraction itself. I was listening to music they play when you’re in line. Because the entire album is on my iPod. Because I’m a fucking sex machine.

If anyone ever asks me for one single tweet to represent my entire 20s, I think it’ll have to be this one from Friday.

And, to be clear, I wasn’t even listening to music from the attraction itself. I was listening to music they play when you’re in line. Because the entire album is on my iPod. Because I’m a fucking sex machine.

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