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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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7 months ago

urban-fervor replied to your photoset: Tonight, three different people asked me if I’ve…

Sans beard makes you look like an adult, if that makes any sense.

Ooh, that’s interesting. I get carded about 30% more when my face is clean shaven.

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