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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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6 months ago | 9 notes

: Why Avery Monsen is 'definitely going to get sued'

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Kids, parents, babysitters, people walking through a park that might have children in it somewhere — listen:
K is for Knifeball. And Knifeball is NOT for kids.
Everybody got that? Good. Because we don’t want to get sued. And we REALLY don’t want Jory John and Avery Monsen, a…

This guy’s nice.

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    Here are some things I said!
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    This guy’s nice.
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