This is Really Happening Tonight
I am currently at a vampire themed burlesque party at a strip club hosted by a porn company.
A dancer onstage started her act fully nude so she is removing the ghost(?) of her clothing.
The host is doing magic.
I won an original print of an actress mid-orgasm by correctly yelling out the answer to the question “Who does Jesus protect in the film “Jests Christ Vampire Hunter.” The answer was “lesbians.”
Also, five minutes after we got here, a dude at the table next to me asked “Do you do improv?” His name was Evan. He’s in 201. He’s very nice.