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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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6 months ago | 3 notes
Text message from my dad. The car I drove in high school is apparently destroyed. My heart is broken. I touched boob in that car.

Text message from my dad. The car I drove in high school is apparently destroyed.

My heart is broken. I touched boob in that car.

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