About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 51 notes
Made this for Cotter. It’s the first page of my new children’s book.

Made this for Cotter. It’s the first page of my new children’s book.

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    Then she got stabbed cuz she kept talking shit
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    She still can
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    This is already the greatest book every written.
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    This is hanging in my room. If people want to see it in person I will only charge them $5.